scoobydoomistakes:
“*three hours of uncertain silence later*”

scoobydoomistakes:

*three hours of uncertain silence later*

d-d-dangerous:

fieldbears:

end0skeletal:

Collected from the Egyptian desert in March of 1846, the Helix desertorum specimen was sent to the British Museum, where scientists thought it had expired in transit. It was glued to a cardboard display card shortly after.

One day four years later, curators noticed something strange about their catatonic mollusk: the shell seemed to have moved from its glued position and a trail of discoloration followed it.

Archivists removed it from the card to give it a bath, with a suspicion the snail might have in fact been slumbering.

After just a few minutes of exposure to moisture, the snail’s head poked from its shell and surveyed its new home with four eye stalks.

As the snail adjusted to active life again, it became a minor celebrity and sat for a portrait by the museum’s zoological artist for inclusion in a book on mollusks, seen below:

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Reblogging the immortal snail again

Taking a four year nap is big mood rn

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dykealectics:

valykas:

flacomexicano:

a timeless classic.

I can’t with this. This fucks me up every time.

“Oh… what do you d-? Oh… ‘ȸa̠ɾe̞ːd̼ɲɛ̃”

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bogleech:

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

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teathattast:
“Throckmorton
”

teathattast:

Throckmorton

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tyrannical-tapeworm:
“ bringing back my magnum opus of a post to clarify what each of these examples correspond to:
good: minuscule
eh: bugs life
no: antz
uh: bee movie
okay then:
this mess
”

tyrannical-tapeworm:

bringing back my magnum opus of a post to clarify what each of these examples correspond to:

good: minuscule

eh: bugs life

no: antz

uh: bee movie

okay then:

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this mess

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thegestianpoet:

intrusive thots

karin-miyoshi:
“ markv5:
“Роковая женщина…
” ”

karin-miyoshi:

markv5:

Роковая женщина…

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emojis are cancelled from this point forward i am using exclusively faces from this chart

ask-oncies-jizz:

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Full offense but how come 80% of these faces depict the emotion “horny”

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monsterstreet:
“ dredsina:
“what the fuck
”
Bad chair mods
”

monsterstreet:

dredsina:

what the fuck

Bad chair mods

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