i fidget with my cube, looking over at my gamber babe gf…
“hey…youre my princess peach right…?”
she rolls her eyes, sipping mountain dew out of her novelty minecraft creeper mug. “fus-ro-duh.”
Weaksauce…so unepic…you guys totally lost the game
ON OUR WEDDING DAY: “And here I thought the only gold rigns I would be interested in were to be collected by a porcupine…” my wife, wiping away a tear, “this cake…is no lie.”
they play the fallout theme on an ocarina as we kiss
I thought that this was a picture of a white person who got a tattoo to look like the cross sectional of a red cabbage and I refuse to click on that link and potentially disabuse myself of that notion
i barely even know where to start here: the colours are incredible and the composition is certainly creative, but it’s barely even a dick pic in the traditional sense of the term and so thoroughly doctored that i can’t imagine it eliciting much more than stunned confusion.
it is, at the very least, novel and creative, which is much more than can be said for most dick pics.
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I know it’s meant in good fun but can we stop with the joke posts saying shit like “x number of people have come forward accusing [beloved celebrity] of being a nice person” bc like first of all piggybacking off of sexual harassment and assault for a chuckle is pretty distasteful and second thinking even momentarily that someone you respect might be gross isn’t enjoyable and I imagine for survivors of sexual violence it’s even worse so uhhhhh knock it off please and thanks
I just saw someone sum it up really well: this is in the same vein as the fake homophobic/transphobic comments “this is disgusting I’ll never let my son wear a dress with shoes that don’t match” etc or pretending to hit someone and laughing when they flinch
and I also think there’s something incredibly insidious about holding up this certain brand of male celebrity who’s outwardly charismatic, kind, generous, funny, and nurturing as incapable of perpetuating abuse and violence when in reality predatory people will use those perceptions and create this public facade to both gain access to potential victims and later on shield themselves from accusations.
