perkwunos:

We only drink water to pee.

But man, it is worth it.

(via dwergas-deactivated20180817)

mindhost:

Dutch longsword fencer Tosca Beuming

Photographed by Martin Philippo and Andress Kools

(via painsomniac-deactivated20190202)

freesocksforall:

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

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teapartyspider:

yungdoctor:

videohall:

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

this changed me

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Originally posted by nikkiiklebold

(via gaylor-moon)

apple-a-la-mode:
“ mynintendonews:
“ Mario Says He Loves Princess Peach And Pauline As Friends
In the second episode of Send Your Letters to Mario, Nintendo’s chief mascot explains why he appreciates his friends as a response to a fan...

apple-a-la-mode:

mynintendonews:

Mario Says He Loves Princess Peach And Pauline As Friends

In the second episode of Send Your Letters to Mario, Nintendo’s chief mascot explains why he appreciates his friends as a response to a fan question.

it’s because mario’s gay

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abyssyll:

new photos of a very handsome new boy*

*idk if he’s actually a boy but we’re calling him one and his name is hoover like the vacuum

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silverhawk:

in the year 2018 this is the only pair of shoes that we will be allowed to wear.

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sknjob:
“luxtempestas:
“extremely cursed image of aaron paul in 2002 with typical 2002 fashion
”
this literally cannot be aaron paul it looks exactly like some kid we all went to high school with
”

sknjob:

luxtempestas:

extremely cursed image of aaron paul in 2002 with typical 2002 fashion

this literally cannot be aaron paul it looks exactly like some kid we all went to high school with

(via jerkstorecalling)

papertheft:

1r7:

lightskinprivilege:

hey.

do yall wanna see the most white liberal thing ever

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:( text β€œresist” to make her stop

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

domesticviolets:
“ sinbadism:
“she is worth the drama
”
she is worth our time
”

domesticviolets:

sinbadism:

she is worth the drama

she is worth our time

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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russiacore:
“ok but this is real
”

russiacore:

ok but this is real

(via lizzorasaurus)