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Anonymous asked: If California is so expensive why don't you move to somewhere like Ohio

dadhopper:

dadhopper-deactivated20171203:

Full offense but I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Ohio

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deathcarpets:

deathcarpets:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again the secret heat of the mcelroy’s success is the escapist fantasy of a loving healthy family who likes talking to each other

inexplicable following of hordes of The Gays?? hmm i wonder why

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disgustedorite:

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this is the funniest thing I have ever seen someone say on roblox

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quinndolyns:

quinndolyns:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’
doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome
[thinking] hmm.. thats not good

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

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kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

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sanpellegrino-s:

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teamnowalls:

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

she did that

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keanuist:

keanuist:

i have something i need to get off my chest

tommy wiseau funko pop

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bonerfart:

Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

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im-sensitive:
“ elodieunderglass:
“Figure 1: the Snail
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this year I was a snail in the soil and next year I want to be a snail on the soil
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im-sensitive:

elodieunderglass:

Figure 1: the Snail

this year I was a snail in the soil and next year I want to be a snail on the soil

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agent-flexas:

“Gays can’t drive” posts drive me nuts. Everyone knows that Gays have their Designated Gay who learned how to drive, and now does all the driving.

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