January 11th, 2018 at 6:19PM

crazychickenmom:

chickenkeeping:

catsbeaversandducks:

Frog The Rooster meeting his human after school.

Video by Frog The Rooster

id die for Frog

What a GOOD BOY

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January 11th, 2018 at 12:33PM
somehowsentient: “ fungalslime: “When I was 3 I thought this was god ” it is ”

somehowsentient:

fungalslime:

When I was 3 I thought this was god

it is

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January 11th, 2018 at 11:45AM

averagefairy:

expensivetaiste:

averagefairy:

i need someone handsome to come into my life and give me a reason to wear hot cocktail dresses 

Honestly, you do not need anyone to come into your life to wear hot cocktail dresses babes, you do it bc you want it

thats a nice thought but it turns out hanging out in formal wear alone in your room is a lot less empowering than you’d think 

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January 11th, 2018 at 9:32AM
asker

clevergal10 asked: Are square starfish really a thing that exists?

bogleech:

Yes, but it’s not the norm for any species; it happens when a pentagonal starfish loses an arm to an injury or growth defect! A normal one is on the right:

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65,068 notes #mmmm chomp
January 10th, 2018 at 5:35PM

2018 is going to be such a transformative year for me.. I’ve already gotten into green olives and sigil magick I cannot even imagine what else is in store. Hoping i get a non temp job and become a professional wrestling fan

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January 10th, 2018 at 4:46PM

thegestianpoet:

my brain just provided me with the phrase “finn wolfhard artemis fowl movies” and i was killed instantly 

116 notes #omg tho..
January 10th, 2018 at 4:45PM

airsikhness:

fromacomrade:

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Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea

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January 10th, 2018 at 4:12PM

ghettoinuyasha:

spiritphone:

spiritphone:

I love small wild cats… they almost always look like fucked up reject versions of domestic cats I find it very charming

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excuse me one of those cats is a doctor

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January 10th, 2018 at 2:27PM

shiftythrifting:

This is a choose your own adventure style erotica novel. Featuring hyper explicit sex as early as page 3!

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405 notes #this is great i hope there’s a story line where you never fuck
January 9th, 2018 at 11:57PM

ladyjericho:

heres the mood

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10 notes #i love her! good mood!
January 9th, 2018 at 11:21PM

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31,003 notes #i reading the first 25 books before Christmas now I’m taking a break to recover before i dip into the gostwritten ones
January 9th, 2018 at 10:31PM
asker

Anonymous asked: dad! I heard that you managed to bag an entire therapist (congrats) do they have any tips on how to express negative emotions if you can't find a joke for the occasion? bc your girl took the midnight struggle bus to Repressedville

c3rvida3:

Are you trying to illegally download therapy?

467 notes #i am
January 9th, 2018 at 10:27PM

lmaonade:

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

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January 9th, 2018 at 10:26PM

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January 9th, 2018 at 10:21PM
shewhoworshipscarlin: “ “The Salting Salamander,” 1500s, Europe. ”

shewhoworshipscarlin:

“The Salting Salamander,” 1500s, Europe.

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