“The first season was surreal. I was taking a golf buggy through Universal every day, seeing parts of the Jurassic Park set and knowing Friends was filmed in that lot. I managed to somehow take it in my stride. When I left on the last day, I said a very casual goodbye, and ‘it’s all right if you don’t bring me back’. And then I burst into tears and cried all the way home.” Asked what was so overwhelming, she explains that when she was 17 she was hit by a car and didn’t leave her house in more than a year. “All I had to keep me company was NBC comedies. They kept me sane in the darkest times of my life. I could never have foreseen getting my life back to normal - let alone being in one of these sitcoms that had been so therapeutic and soothing to me, and hopefully soothing people myself. These comedies were my lifeline, and now it’s gone full circle.” - Jameela Jamil.
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I received the worst pickup line of my life when i was on my way to a new job this afternoon. dude stopped me and he was like “Sorry, I don’t know the area very well, I’m kind of lost. I’m looking for… you number?” I was so pissed I just put my headphones back in and turned on my heel without saying anything bc I felt my all my goodwill and anxiety about helping strangers was exploited
I’ve only been working at a gym for 8 minutes and I’m already…. triggered lol
earlier i was looking for youtube videos of pottery being smashed so that i can sample the sounds and mix them together for my game, but this video is so wholesome. the bit at 3:27 onwards is genuinely profound and touching
I’m spending & donating money like i have an annual salary and not hourly temp earnings bc I’m speaking my will into the universe and forcing it to listen & obey
One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head
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Really glad my roommates kept me up late ebough to receive a rejection email from a job I really wanted and spent all last weekend working on a writing sample for :(
Never Mind About This. I just went on idealist and found 16 more jobs to apply for. If I continue getting a 25% interview return rate on applications I have a really good chance of getting one of them. I will continue working on my sigil magick and maybe do the activation ritual this weekend in addition to playing dnd and getting a new bike. I am extremely powerful and will not be stopped
Really glad my roommates kept me up late ebough to receive a rejection email from a job I really wanted and spent all last weekend working on a writing sample for :(