me: im going to chew a hole in my own arm and fill it with peanut butter and seeds so birdws will come and nest there and sing in the morning to wake us up
my normie gf: actually i saw they had a sale on bird feeders at home depot
Politicians are always talking about supporting the small business owners of America but if you’ve ever worked at a small business you know the people who run them are 100% pure demonic entities. I say tax them back to hell
The Lykoi, also called the Werewolf cat, is a natural mutation from a domestic short-haired cat. The Lykoi breed was developed in Vonore, Tennessee. The mutation has occurred in domestic cats over the last 20 years. Genetic testing done at UC Davis confirm that the cats do not carry the Sphynx/Devon gene.
omg i was looking for something in my old email attachments and i found a story from my sophomore year creative writing class about a 12 year old girl who meets a mermaid on vacation but its very clearly Actually About me being gay and having an eating disorder I can’t believe my past self just reached out and snatched my wig like that
Oh geez it’s also about my desperate desire to connect with my older brother who thought he was too cool for me
omg i was looking for something in my old email attachments and i found a story from my sophomore year creative writing class about a 12 year old girl who meets a mermaid on vacation but its very clearly Actually About me being gay and having an eating disorder I can’t believe my past self just reached out and snatched my wig like that
