I just found out my dad interviewed Ursula le Guin when he was in his mid twenties and living in Portland. He didn’t work for any kind of publication, he just wanted an excuse to talk to her. So he just called up a hip underground paper and was like “hey can I interview popular science fiction writer ursula k le guin for you guys” and they were like “yeah sure dude” so he found her phone number in the phone book (!) and called her up and then went to her house and interviewed her. People say that in the age of twitter we have unique and unprecedented access to celebrities but actually that access was always available to the ballsiest among us

haimtheblog:

haimtheband: PRESENTING THE SISTER SISTER SISTER TOUR PART 1✨ tickets on sale January 26th for more info go to HAIMtheband.com

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thestateonmtv:

I’m falling into a rabbit hole but Ronald reagan’s liberal daughter wrote a lesbian romance Ebook

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beaniebabyoftheday:
“Smoothie the giraffe
”

beaniebabyoftheday:

Smoothie the giraffe

stellxgibson:

biglittleliesbian:

Gillian Anderson third wheeling Alexandra Hedison and Ellen in 2000

this is gay culture

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asker

Anonymous asked: elmer can you say something reassuring? ur an ancient monkey god u must have some words of wisdom

fruitsoftheape100:

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You May Feel Weak, You May Feel Small
You May Feel Hopeless, Most Of All
But Time Goes Up, And Time Goes Down
Time Will Smile, Time Will Frown
But Remember This, Each Time You Wake
And Feel The Ache Of What’s At Stake:
Keep Heart Soft, And Keep Mind Strong
And Don’t Forget This Life Is Long
Each Day That Time Swings To And Fro
Ever Unto Justice, It Slowly Goes
It May Be Scary, It May Be Dark
But Time Is Not A Stagnant Arc
Keep What’s Noble Close To Heart
Keep Fear And Hatred Far Apart
With Fruits, Sand, And Ice Too
We Will Survive Ronald Reagan 2.

chicksalloverme:

my brain: i can’t live like this anymore

me looking at funney picture of raccoon eating nachos: 

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  • me on tumblr mobile: (scroll)
  • tumblr mobile: ok it's time to close
  • me: ok love you

nonbinarysapphic:

“what do butch/butch couples do?” this

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tripleclown:

ginger-ale-official:

vegasclown:

i see a komodo dragon and i think, “well that dude fucks”

hoho! this is me every time i see someone drinking a ginger ale!

are you god

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slumbermancer:

powerfrog:

slumbermancer:

hello and here is PETRA’S TIP for the evening. please try to be nice on the website, ok that’s all and bye-bye..

what does TIP stand for

a tip is some nice advice or hints.

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seghs24:

summoningraziel:

sknjob:

notlikingbestgirl:

Anime is still a mistake

anyone else horny as fuck right now

Literally what the fuck

Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high

Me, five seconds later:

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