some type of adult girl

January 31st, 2018 at 8:00AM

fleetwoodbrak:
howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas
they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night

122,229 notes

January 31st, 2018 at 7:46AM

All i do is burp burp borp no matter what what what

Got burping on my mind n I don’t give a fuck

1 note #I’m not looking forward to when my constant belching stops being funny to me #and starts being uncomfortable and unpleasant

January 31st, 2018 at 7:36AM

chickenkeeping:

chickenkeeping:
turkeys have the sweetest faces of all Galliformes sorry i dont make the rules
so good… so colorful… so squishy.. i lov them

(via bluewilliewagtail)

559 notes #gorgeous..

January 30th, 2018 at 10:42PM

I’ve Contracted My Third Gastrointestinal Parasite From Rimming—And I Can’t Be The Only Gay Man Suffering

roseseafoam:

vegetans:
…guys…
I didn’t even know this was a thing.
this is actually something to be aware of; I didn’t know this was a thing either.

(via curseworm)

15,648 notes #uhhhhhhh yeah dude

January 30th, 2018 at 10:14PM

It’s a fucking bear you dumb idiots

2 notes #come on....

January 30th, 2018 at 10:08PM

shiftythrifting:

This is arguably me and my friends’ best thrift find ever.

(via thriftstoreoddities)

31,472 notes #;)

January 30th, 2018 at 10:05PM

shiftythrifting:

Yay I found something I (think?) I can post here!
Found at Goodwill in Kilgore, TX

(via shiftythrifting)

170 notes #she’s gorgeous n very very sexy

January 30th, 2018 at 10:03PM

America's reluctant septuagenarian workforce

(via oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019)

1,496 notes #:( my parents both had good jobs and real middle class careers but they’re working past their mid 60s even though they want to retire #the longer you wait the bigger the social security payout so

January 30th, 2018 at 3:53PM

(via shiftythrifting)

110 notes #kin

January 30th, 2018 at 11:54AM

My guts have started producing some kind of evil swamp gas 24/7 and if I don’t keep burping it up i get super nauseous

I guess you can call me a main character from the popular animated sit com bobs burgers bc i have become… a belcher

1 note #the good news is I don’t rly get hungry or get stomach cramps #i have become like a god... a god of burps

January 30th, 2018 at 1:19AM

vampireapologist:

tariqah:
marcitlali:
this would actually be a hit on soundcloud
This is playing in my mind 24/7
What gets me is this kid did an entire verse and I didn’t see his face once

(via vampireapologist-archive-deacti)

95,995 notes #this is really just what it was like in 2007

January 29th, 2018 at 5:49PM

jeezypetes:

On the one hand I’m proud of myself for correctly predicting that the New Psychosomatic Symptom of 2018 would be gastrointestinal on the other hand I’m nauseous as hell 😷

I’ve just been hardcore belching all day… which is kinda fun tbh

2 notes

January 29th, 2018 at 4:31PM

sun-bees:

Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004

(via mollysoda)

113,554 notes #amazing

January 29th, 2018 at 4:01PM

sothasil:

sothasil:
sothasil:
sothasil:
sothasil:
sothasil:
sothasil:
goblin week
day one

X
day two

x
day three
x
day four

x
day five

x
I was away for the weekend but worry not, the goblins are back!
day six

x
day seven

x
Thank you to everyone who followed me during this blessed week of gobs!! 💕💕💕

x

(via grandprofessor)

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January 29th, 2018 at 2:03PM

On the one hand I’m proud of myself for correctly predicting that the New Psychosomatic Symptom of 2018 would be gastrointestinal on the other hand I’m nauseous as hell 😷

2 notes #I’m kinda hoping I’m actually sick so this can be over in a few days instead of having it be recurring #I don’t usually get a new psychosomatic symptom til the summer but this is when I’ve been rly stressed so