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I hate england so much… I’m listening to a British audiobook and I was forced to hear, with my own two ears, the phrase “after we had a lunch of ham salad sandwiches— I was taking Jake’s advice about eating healthily—“ spoken out loud with no irony whatsoever. What the FUCK is ham salad
What kind of dystopian cyberpunk fuckery is this
Do I smell capitalist authoritarianism ?
How completely not paying attention does someone need to be to think “masc” women are in any kind of elevated position? Common distortions of reality don’t even apply; gender-nonconforming women don’t so much as receive “positive” token representation. All hard data, all casual observation screams loud and clear that GNC women are at more of a disadvantage, not less. I don’t get it.
well they say revenge is a dish best served cold, and also that living well is the best revenge. thats why im not living well yet bitch. to fuck you up
(computer new york voice) hey. i am walking here.
posting is easy… just come up with a respectful joke, spell all the words right and do good grammar. it’s that simple.
love it when i get fresh oats in my nosebag
i refuse to see the humour in being tickled… it’s simply too low brow for my sense of humour
i’m so sick of scientists writing things on a clipboard while i perform activities
the thing on top of tintin’s head is where his umbilical cord was cut off. sorry if you don’t agree but it’s my beliefs
i’m one of those young dudes who only likes classical music. i have curly hair. and when i talk? i sound fuckin annoying
This. Horse. Has. Taken. It’s. Toll On Me
She said…. goodbye… too many times befoOoOre
🐎. This is the horse I’m talking about
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