drinkableburrito:

girl: hey wats ur sign?

me:

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I spent last night at a friends house so I didn’t have to see or hear my roommates and tonight neither of them are home for some reason…. it’s what she deserves

zsl-edge-of-existence:

The purple frog is also known as the Indian purple frog, or the pignose frog (for reasons seen in the first image).  While its tadpole has been known to western scientists since the early 20th century, the adult frog was only officially described in 2003 (though it as well-known to the local population).

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hdot-mokoriri:
“What a cute little flower!
小さくてかわいい花だね!
”

hdot-mokoriri:

What a cute little flower!

小さくてかわいい花だね!

tripropellant:

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

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vintagefashionandbeauty:
““Fashion illustration by Masahiko Sato, c. late 1960s
” ”

vintagefashionandbeauty:

Fashion illustration by Masahiko Sato, c. late 1960s

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pangur-and-grim:

reincarnation of Elizabeth Taylor

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femoids:

blunt-science:

The Okeanos Explorer has discovered a very cute octopus at a depth of 4,290 metres.

This is the deepest an octopus of this particular sub order of octopus has ever been seen. 

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration noted this is a completely unsubscribed species and perhaps not belonging to any specific genus. Highlighting how little we still know about the creatures in the depths of our oceans.

(Ocean Explorer)

She’s beautiful

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chrome-teeth:

djcalvycakes:

What’s the mood for the night?

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lord-kitschener:
“–Karl Marx
”

lord-kitschener:

–Karl Marx

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clickholeofficial:

Not A Good Sign: This Zookeeper Is Hauling Ass

Twitterbot that produces endless entries in an imaginary daemonological grimoire

thestarrywisdom:

3dspacejesus:

xenoglyph:

mostlysignssomeportents:

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The Lesser Bot is a twitterbot that is writing a machine-generated grimoire, complete with summoning runes, which is timely, given that we’re entering the age of demon-haunted computers.

“The Lesser Bot of Solomon offers you endless pages from a text in the style of Ars Goetia and the Pseudomonarchia Daemonum.”

№ 576 Chancellor AGMAHMAL, DEMON of:
‣ mordantly queued litheness
‣ subdivisions

№ 573 Senator SABAZMONUS, DEMON of:
‣ alcoholically positioning cutthroats

№ 571 Councilman BALZILSUM, DEMON of:
‣ presidential ascendancy
‣ whetstones
‣ preventive solos

№ 567 Saint BARETHOS, DEMON of:
‣ riposting footraces

№ 559 Deputy ABTZO, DEMON of:
‣ infected contaminators

№ 565 Saint ABAN, DEMON of:
‣ navigators

http://boingboing.net/2016/06/12/twitterbot-that-produces-endle.html

paging @kadrey

A grimoire for the information age, now ain’t that interesting.

@veequoi

@da-at-ass @wolvensnothere @hamfax probably everyone i know, really

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Rich people be putting their vacations on their linkedin pages

justmice:

Until she gives birth this very pregnant doe has been affectionately dubbed Super Mario Thixty Four