More than 10,000 reptile species in every shape and size scurry and
slither across Earth, from garter snakes to crocodiles — and their
nether regions are just as wildly varied.
A fungus called Prototaxites towered more than 24 feet (8m) over most of the land plants of the Silurian Period and was as much as three feet (1m) wide.
men have set the bar is so fucking low, where i think a lot of girls get distracted by the questions of “is my boyfriend a good person? does he respect me? will he hurt me? is he interested in anything other than my appearance?” rather than “are me and my boyfriend compatible? do we have fun together? do we have interests that align? am i enthusiastic about my love for him?”
there was this guy who liked me on okcupid, and he would message me a LOT, and i never ever responded. his profile was basically, paragraphs of assurances that he’s a good person like and was all long versions of saying “i like consent, i dont like cops, i dont like racism, i don’t like toxic masculinity, i dont abuse people, i dont condone pedophilia” and i feel like all that stuff should be a given. all that stuff shouldn’t be what i’m thinking about when looking for a long term romantic partner. his profile didn’t have much about his interests, or much about anything at all. it was all about his politics and morals. all i knew about him from his profile is that he probably passes the very low bar of not being a horrible person.
“people are more than their politics” shouldn’t mean “people can be horrible racists and still be good people.” it should mean “you deserve to seek out more in friends and partners other than just the lowest bar of not being a horrible person”
And this isn’t about whether a man’s politics are genuine or not. Its about whether they have any other redeemable characteristics besides their politics. A man can have great politics that are completely genuine and still be just a boring dude whose future interests don’t align with yours.
My abuela used to say” dating/marrying a person because they’re good is like buying the car because it came with the steering wheel.
I feel like there’s a whole genre of poems about womanhood that are just like “my hair was a snake and I was living in a house that was on fire” but like. they’re literally right
All sex robots should come with a feature where once you’ve used it enough times to feel secure it clamps down on your awful penis so you can’t escape and bellows select passages of andrea dworkin at you
1. No one will make it; sex robots are products that’re supposed to actually bring satisfaction to the buyer.
2. No one will buy it; men don’t want feminist bullshit in their beds.
Supply comes from demand, and no one would actually demand that shit.
3. That would leave the makers open to expensive class action lawsuits that would defeat the purpose of going into business.
4. Can we then start making vibrators and dildos that hard core tase women with every orgasmic spasm?
im bowled over by this flawless execution of pure logic and intellect. you win the internets today good sir
Anonymous asked: Idk if this will be a cute/funny story or not, but today I had to cremate someone and found a joint in his casket. Whoever put it in tried to be sneeky about it, but I put it in his hands along with the rest of the photographs his loved ones put in. He also had an airbrushed tshirt of a frog giving a thumbs up saying, "IT'S ALL GOOD!" on it.
