Show us an accurate one you Coward

Show us an accurate one you Coward

(via terrorbirb)

luckynicklausse:

luckynicklausse:

A remake of a ‘50s noir detective film where they keep all the sexist jokes the same but change every reference to “women” to “women and femmes”

“… huh, she toyed with my heart then tossed me away like a discarded cigarette paper. that’s women and femmes for ya”

(via terrorbirb)

dogswithtonguestickingoutalittle:
“tongue out a little, on a car, with BOOTIES
”

dogswithtonguestickingoutalittle:

tongue out a little, on a car, with BOOTIES

sinuata:
“ classic-art:
“ Shepherd Boy Pointing at Tobias and the Angel
Abraham Bloemaert, c. 1625-1630
” ”

sinuata:

classic-art:

Shepherd Boy Pointing at Tobias and the Angel

Abraham Bloemaert, c. 1625-1630

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(via feministdeathparty)

phoenixface:
“if you watch this video to the end the fbi initiates a drone strike on your house
”

phoenixface:

if you watch this video to the end the fbi initiates a drone strike on your house

(via hotvampireadjacent)

cowhypnosis:

god works at lady foot locker

(via werewolve)

mmmskulljuice:
“slug: hmmm…
plant: *chawmp*
slug: ah I see. no thank you.
”

mmmskulljuice:

slug: hmmm…
plant: *chawmp*
slug: ah I see. no thank you.

(via curseworm)

shiftythrifting:

a friend of mine has INCREDIBLE luck with thrift, thought I’d share her latest treasure

“Stopped by a random Goodwill on my way back from an appointment and found an Iplehouse S.I.D. Felix for $100!!!!! He’s obviously been through some tough times, a literal chip on his shoulder, dirt marks and smudges, and some slight warping in his elbow joints, but otherwise just beautiful! Nothing a little tlc can’t fix! Honestly can’t believe that someone didn’t know what he was or what his was worth (with is customized joints and body parts, he’s worth over $1000) and probably just thee him into a box with other junk and left him in the garage, hence the dirt and warping from the cold and/or heat. Cannot believe my luck”

I’m screaming bc this made me confront a fact that I always knew but never wanted to think about which is that theres a thriving mannequin community on the internet

(via shiftythrifting)

cmder:

energyprison:

why is the area around a seals eyes always so wet… why do they cry

If you knew what they knew you would too

(via powerfrogarchive-deactivated201)

asker

yumibunn asked: Is Garfield's mother still alive?

daily-garfield:

the virgin mary died in 41 AD

thunderstruck9:
“Jonas Wood (American, b. 1977), Day before Planting, 2007. Coloured pencil on paper, 22 x 30 in.
”

thunderstruck9:

Jonas Wood (American, b. 1977), Day before Planting, 2007. Coloured pencil on paper, 22 x 30 in.

(via couchdad)

russiacore:

russiacore:

americans are asleep post slavic cats

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(via unclefather)