this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man
literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now
Anonymous asked: Mix butter and water together at the gym
unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva:
whoever you are stop trying to communicate with me
I kept wondering why i was smelling stale weed at my place of work until I realized i had a third of a joint in my pocket -_-






