I think I accidentally went on a date we went to burger king and they told me about all the times they had eaten bugs. Still better than my last date though
“In a frequently mentioned case from 1950, another lone male was seen far
out in the South China Sea. He was misidentified by cruise ship
passengers as a human, and a boat was lowered for assistance. The monkey
climbed aboard the boat, rested for a while, but then jumped back into
the sea and carried on its journey, destination unknown.” (x)