The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds
I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison
absolute units
(via curseworm)
You don’t have to be perfect to be beautiful.
but he is perfect so jot that down
(via 3dbabyfromallymcbeal)
yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me
me: gee i sure wish someone would bring me a dream right now-
mr sandman:
did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there
My Name Seymour Im Just A Guy
Who Roll Around And Scream And CryFor Lunch And Dinner, Soup And Mash
And Fried Up Goop And Broiling HashFor Fresh Fine Fruits I Squirt My Tear
I Pray That Vegetal AppearFor Me To Eat And Swallow Up
For Tongue To Lick And Throat To SluppThe Carrought Sweet, The Lemon Tart
These Fruitsome Treats To Soothe My HeartFor Wiggleng Salmon From A Lake
And Perfectly Seared Rib Eye SteakAnd Chicken Brest And So Much More
I Want My Meal, My Lunch Galore.
