cmder:

the only biological imperative that humans actually have is to play jazz

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sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

Jesus Never Died

He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away

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hustlerose:

implied:

whole pussy out

dirt in my mouth

sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south

bone removal

without approval

i found your name and address on the google

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frogmp3:

secularglaze:

lord-kitschener:

Itโ€™s fine to identify as pansexual if that is what youโ€™re most comfortable with, and thereโ€™s nothing inherently bad about it, but itโ€™s pretty hard to deny that โ€œpansexualโ€ getting big as a term has a really fucked up biphobic and transphobic background, considering that it basically got popularized on the internet as โ€œweโ€™re more progressive than bi people because we actually loooove people for who they are, not just their genitals, also weโ€™ll fuck trans/NB people too,โ€ and it really, really shows in a lot of discourse and slogans from pan bloggers, and the mogai crowd. Iโ€™m not surprised at all people have finally lost patience with this shit

Iโ€™m pansexual because I see people who are nonbinary, trans, bisexual, homosexual, etc. I see them as people. But hey, I guess Iโ€™m disgusting for that.

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thatโ€™s you

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winemom-culture:

kylesquips:

kylesquips:

DnD inspiration

Merchant shops but they all look like the wizard gift shops in florida

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@secondarycomcastuser ๐Ÿ˜

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dykecula:

Straight woman who calls herself โ€œfemmeโ€ about to say something homophobic:


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2kyla:

I love when this app just closes itself on me like you’re right thank you

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xmenxpert:

Flat Bigfoot Theory: They’ve never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see. 

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