daddy-doms-are-gross:

mistersexaddict:

Cute date idea: You dress up as a bunny while I chase your through a corn field.

Come here, little bunny..

me, coming up fast behind this guy:

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(via daddy-doms-are-gross)

stability:

hamsandwichwithextramayo:

stability:

I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic

I’m sorry WHAT

I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic

(via grandprofessor)

eelanorforcongress:
“ asexualmew:
“ molybendium:
“ fluorescentbrains:
“im like speechless
”
link! https://www.thedart.co/2017/04/13/roleplaying-queerness-in-the-adventure-zone/
”
“[Playing Taako] has made me understand a little bit better how taxing...

eelanorforcongress:

asexualmew:

molybendium:

fluorescentbrains:

im like speechless

link! https://www.thedart.co/2017/04/13/roleplaying-queerness-in-the-adventure-zone/

“[Playing Taako] has made me understand a little bit better how taxing it can be when your sexuality is politicized, rather than just your own thing. When who you…and who you want to love…becomes polarizing, it’s very stressful. Being Taako became a lot more complicated once Taako was a canonically gay character, and I’m sure that is true ten-thousandfold for people for whom that’s their actual life.”

Holy shit this though.

Also this:

“I asked Justin how he felt about the positive attention he and his family have received for espousing inclusivity in their work. ‘If I’m being honest, it makes me uncomfortable. I always feel like I’m doing the bare minimum we should be doing as people. When people talk about kindness, it messes me up a little bit because I feel like I’m just treating people the way I was taught to treat people. It’s weird to me that that’s so much of a unicorn, that it’s worth noting.’”

(via sisterlich-deactivated20210312)

vendeluxe:

its called the crunch wrap supreme because thats the sound your bones will make after you finish eating it

(via susandotcom-deactivated20210224)

holybooks:
“ holybooks:
“ holybooks:
“”
the final boss
”
if i get one more message accusing me of “doxxing gay horney” im going to delete because 1. this is public info from their websites and 2. that combination of words is so incredibly chaotic
”

holybooks:

holybooks:

holybooks:

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the final boss

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if i get one more message accusing me of β€œdoxxing gay horney” im going to delete because 1. this is public info from their websites and 2. that combination of words is so incredibly chaotic

(via surreal)

hey str8s, wanna be an ally? buy me an 85 pound wheel of parmesan cheese

When georgio from the big family cooking show says “i am vèry excïted to tãste…” i really want to say he’s talking about my pussy but. I don’t think my mom would think it was funny

ihatejonarbuckle:
“dancing-with-dichotomies:
“ihatejonarbuckle:
“need i say more
”
I’m proud of Garfield.
”
me too!
”

ihatejonarbuckle:

dancing-with-dichotomies:

ihatejonarbuckle:

need i say more

I’m proud of Garfield.

me too!

(via ihatejonarbuckle)

memecucker:

people talk about JK Rowling retroactively adding diversity representation to Harry Potter but tbh i always thought the funniest retroactive addition to the stories was turning Protagonist House, Antagonist House, Supporting Character House 1 and Supporting Character House 2 into like psychological categories

(via papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181)

HERE’s a chaotic word: