ryoubakvra:

some lamebrain: power of friendship stories are so corny

me:

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(via sweetpastelponies)

rudolphtheredguardreindeer:
“ say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice
”

rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

(via gravegospel)

ebayfriends:
“(source)
”
WOW. absolutely nothing wrong with this fella

ebayfriends:

(source)

WOW. absolutely nothing wrong with this fella

(via littleguymart)

warriormale:

radicaleftist:

warriormale:

killapunk:

@warriormale I genuinely love you. You’re such a positive force and a real delightful person. Thank you for being on this website, and don’t let it bring you down with any of its bullshit.

Well. I’m ok. Frankly I like some of the messages that I get. They can be really funny.

he broke character :’)

Hey, I have a sense of humor.

Readers can poke fun at me.

I’m humble enough to take it!

WarriorMale

(via notpietromaximoff)

shiftythrifting:
“Sexy rubber chicken found at a Goodwill in Brentwood, Missouri
”

shiftythrifting:

Sexy rubber chicken found at a Goodwill in Brentwood, Missouri

(via shiftythrifting)

campfireharvest:

micspam:

micspam:

who give a shit

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this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

(via alvin-flang)

wahoorat:

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

(via werewolve)

kramergate:

on our way to the expo this morning we were driving through a junky little town an hour or so away from home and my mom passively said “oh, mike wazowski lives here” and for one uttersly devastating, emotionally obliterating moment i forgot that my mom formerly worked with a guy with the same name as the small green monsters inc characters

me, a trojan citizen when I see a funny wooden horse being rolled through the gates

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

is there a carrie brownstein pussily conquest selfie with tessa i need to know. there was one with abbi jacobsen and look what happened there 

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^ look at her. smiling like the harbinger of celesbian chaos she is 

(via e-clv)