pinkdementors:

there’s nothing funnier than android users talking about how unethical and exploitative and capitalistic apple is as if google/samsung are like. small organic phone co-ops instead of equally giant exploitative corporations

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honoredmatre:

honoredmatre:

i can’t find the original post but this is the most alien music ive ever heard

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papajohnpizzas:

a-dynasty-of-anxiety:

papajohnpizzas:

gravity-fallen-upside-down:

papajohnpizzas:

papajohnpizzas:

just watchin a british show and the dude said bath like “barth” that shit will never get old

british accents are so dumb fuck you if you’re british

Actually Britian is made up of three and a bit countries (the bit being northern Ireland). So British accent is non-existent but you do have Scottish, Irish, Welsh and English accents. So be more specific about accent.


Yours kindly,

A Scotsman who is dead tired of all the accent in Britain being lumped together as a big horrific mess.

this dudes name is wembley the third

says the american who talks in simplified english

says the guy with the thomas sanders icon

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graynard:
“i drink this every night
”

graynard:

i drink this every night

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bntyhuntr:

yarnpoweredkitten:

bntyhuntr:

why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar

You know why

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brenna:

“There was a moment, must have been 15 years ago. I should have said it then, and I didn’t. And I want to say it now. It’s always been you.” -Jocelyn Knight. Broadchurch, Season 2, Episode 7.

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thnkfilm:

“And Matilda found, to her surprise, that life could be fun. She decided to have as much fun as possible. After all, she was a very smart kid. Matilda and Miss Honey each got what they wanted: a loving family.”

Matilda (1996)
dir. 
Danny DeVito 

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8tee8:

everytime a bug is looked at by a human, it has to stop dancing.

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gaygothur:

gaygothur:

Imagine being attracted to someone named “Greg” or “Kevin” and saying those names in sex. That’s disgusting!!

This isn’t a burn on heterosexuality or anything I was just thinking of the unsexiest names!

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c’mon sweetheart my flesh is thawing, get over here and

thegestianpoet:

serving body+ petra collins realness i guess