Me to my wife every morning when she leaves for work

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thestateonmtv:

if reading above ur grade level fucked u up that much then we gotta stop kids from reading 

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roxolotl:

sadhoc:

grossgf:

*stands outside your house like this*

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can someone please put him on the sidewalk

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toast-potent:

toast-potent:

toast-potent:

toast-potent:

oh FUCJK i just realized something

holdon just give me a fucking second

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@thisweirdguy Red is a gay twink and you know it. He absolutely lives for being on the bottom. His candyr profile absolutely says โ€œmasc4masc/no femme&mโ€™s/no peanut-fillingsโ€ but you know itโ€™s only because heโ€™s projecting his insecurities!! He wonโ€™t admit it but he loves getting that shell blown outโ€ฆ Pay attention!

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asker

Anonymous asked: I fingered a girl at 5am in the morning after pride and my Fitbit logged it as a 5am bike ride hsgshsjjd

krawps:

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every couple months i go through my search history to see what ive been up to and i never fail to disappoint myself

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durlog:
“good evening! what the fuck
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durlog:

good evening! what the fuck

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