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2001-2017: smash mouth is the shrek band
2018: shrek mouth is the pussy eating band
the typo i made on this post is funnier than the original joke
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the more time that passes
the dumber spiderman (2002) looks
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i just told david duchovny he is a lesbian icon and he said that he likes that and shook my hand for it
he was like oh is this because fox mulder is kind of asexual? and i was like no, you personally have a lesbian aura. and he was like you cant just say something like that to me and not explain it. and i said i can’t explain it, it’s just your aura. and he was like i like that. and shook my hand. so david duchovny now knows he personally is a lesbian icon. you’re welcome lesbians
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Decommissioned kids rides on a scrapyard, Japan [4592x3448]
The Council
you stand before them after you die and they decide if you go to heaven
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