shut the fuck up and post Dream Pig

sadhoc:

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kramergate:

last year i went out to see the new IT and stopped at the grocery store to get candy first (sorry regal cinemas)

and i was making small talk with the cashier, oh what’re you doing? nothing much just going out for the new IT

and he’s like oh is that what the shirts for? and i realize i’m wearing a tee shirt with my own art on it of a clown. just whatever i grabbed out of the laundry. total accident. so i’m like haha no just a coincidence. then my phone starts going off and my ringtone is goofy clown honking

so that cashier 100% thinks im a complete weapons grade freak

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lesbiansansastark:

keiraaknightley:

β€œWhat do you think your prom date is doing right now?”

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yesterdaysprint:

The Times Recorder, Zanesville, Ohio, December 20, 1944

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introducing yourself to someone new like:

eternallsummer:
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god this explains so much
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eternallsummer:

lambily:

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god this explains so much

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