tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

snakegay:

if you think about it the lgbt communitsy is like hogwarts. 

gayslesbiabs like tge hogwadrs houwse gryyfinidr bdecaue ib pobular most fmosos, abd mabt famosu wizard frob grifyinger. albos dopledonre s a gay and geg griiindor./ the bisexual are ravnehclaee becabs they are bdirds like an egale. majestxc. not ash populatr and eraseured by sg gays. bthe pansexuzals ar like the ghsouse elfvs and alskgo ravekbelcalw. the asexuas huffl3fpiyf. babdger. becery loywal. no fuck. jsut sglike cedric digsort. haufflepaff are underpated no hfamossuy but jsy t as valid. sluthhierins are trahsngenders hmm dgkdkb bdh  ghd s gjsjhj ghshjgn vg  opw m snake. siskh eua poskm idj  i ajnn. harry potter si unb be=bo hansn mawel nthe aromantic hotos wig tho peopo. hogwarrts 

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Generated ice cream flavors: now it’s my turn

lewisandquark:

Last week, I featured new ice cream flavors generated by Ms. Johnson’s coding classes at Kealing Middle School in Austin, Texas. Their flavors were good - much better than mine, in fact. In part, this was because they had collected a much larger dataset than I had, and in part this was because they hadn’t accidentally mixed the dataset with metal bands.

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(the three at the bottom were mine)

But not only are Ms. Johnson’s coding class adept with textgenrnn, they’re also generous - and they kindly gave me their dataset of 1,600 ice cream flavors. They wanted to see what I would come up with.

So, I fired up char-rnn, a neural network framework I’ve used for a lot of my text-generating experiments - one that starts from scratch each time, with no memory of its previous dataset. There was no chance of getting metal band names in my ice cream this time.

But even so, I ended up with some rather edgy-sounding flavors. There was a flavor in the input dataset called Death by Chocolate, and I blame blood oranges for some of the rest, but “nose” was nowhere in the input, candied or otherwise. Nor was “turd”, for that matter. Ice cream places are getting edgy these days, but not THAT edgy.

Bloodie Chunk
Death Bean
Goat Cookie
Peanut Bat
Bubblegum Cheesecake
Rawe Blueberry Fist
Candied Nose
Creme die
Mucki
Ant Cone
Apple Pistachio  mouth
Chocolate Moose Mange
Dime Oil
Live Cookie
Bubblegum Chocolate Basil Aspresso
Lime Pig
Beet Bats
Blood Sundae
Elterfhawe Monkey But
Kaharon Chocolate Mouse Gun
Gu Creamie Turd

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Not all the flavors were awful, though. The neural network actually did a decent job of coming up with trendy-sounding ice cream flavors. I haven’t seen these before, but I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if I did someday.

Smoked Butter
Lemon-Oreo
Bourbon Oil
Strawberry Churro
Roasted Beet Pecans
Cherry Chai
Grazed Oil
Green Tea Coconut
Root Beet Peaches
Malted Black Madnesss
Chocolate With Ginger Lime and Oreo
Pumpkin Pomegranate Chocolate Bar
Smoked Cocoa Nibe
Carrot Beer
Red Honey
Candied Butter
Lime Cardamom
Potato Chocolate Roasted
Praline Cheddar Swirl
Toasted Basil
Burnt Basil
Beet Bourbon
Black Corn
Chocolate Oreo Oil + Toffee
Milky Ginger Chocolate Peppercorn
Cookies & Oreo
Caramel Chocolate Toasted Strawberry
Mountain Fig n Strawberry Twist
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Road
Chocolate Peanut Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate 
Japanese Cookies n'Cream with Roasted Strawberry Coconut

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These next flavors seem unlikely, however.

Mann Beans
Cherry Law
Rhubarb Cram
Spocky Parstita
Green Tea Cogbat
Cheesecake With Bear
Peanut Butter Cookies nut Butter Brece Toasterbrain Blueberry Rose
The Gone Butter Fish Fleek Red Vanill
Mounds of Jay
Roasted Monster Dream
Sweet Chocolate Mouse
Cookies nutur Coconut Chocolate Fish
Froggtow
Tie Pond
Cookies naw
Mocoa Pistachoopie
Garl And Cookie Doug
Burble With Berry Cake
Peachy Bunch Kissionfruit
Bearhounds
Gropky Pum
Stuck Brownie
Vanilla Salted Blueberry Bumpa
Thyme Mountain Bluckled Bananas
Lemon-Blueberry Almernuts
Gone Cream with Rap Chocolate
Cocoa Named Honey

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For the heck of it, I also used textgenrnn to generate some more ice creams mixed with metal bands, this time on purpose. 

Swirl of Hell
Person Cream
Dead Cherry
Tear
Nightham Toffee

For the rest of these, including the not-quite-PG flavors, enter your email here.

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thedogist:
“Lola, Bernedoodle (5 m/o), W 11th & Bleecker St, New York, NY • “I picked her because of her mohawk.” ”

thedogist:

Lola, Bernedoodle (5 m/o), W 11th & Bleecker St, New York, NY • “I picked her because of her mohawk.”

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silverhawk:

my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :)))

me: oh sure :)))

me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it]

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me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want

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furbyfuzz:
“Today is a good day to Relax and remember that you are all Good and Wonderful!
LongFurby will think of you while she has a sit ❤
”

furbyfuzz:

Today is a good day to Relax and remember that you are all Good and Wonderful!

LongFurby will think of you while she has a sit ❤

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paintpossum:
“💚🌱Giveaway time!!🌱💚
I hit 500 followers a good while ago and I’ve met so many lovely people here and besides these are just fun!! So I’m giving away some small things !
What you will win:
What you see here, so assorted incense, small...

paintpossum:

💚🌱Giveaway time!!🌱💚
I hit 500 followers a good while ago and I’ve met so many lovely people here and besides these are just fun!! So I’m giving away some small things !
What you will win:
What you see here, so assorted incense, small bones and oddities, and a few jewelry bits, as well as two of the following:
-a starter culture of 12 porcellio laevis isopods, assorted ages and colour morphs
-three java fern plantlets
-a small ink and/or watercolour page based on your blog
-a custom patch. These will be acrylic or glow paint on t shirt material or dark denim
-custom made set of hook earrings made with beads, bones, etc
US only, likes and reblogs count, as many as you like. This is in no way affiliated w tumblr. Winner will be announced June 15 at noon Pacific std time. And please don’t tag as giveaway etc or tumblr will fuck with it somehow!!

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No offense but if u prepare asparagus any way other than sautéed in butter ur a fool and a coward

i wish i was this little cat

flovvright:

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i wish i was a little blue tinged porcelain cat with a strawberry painted on my back and i prowled around bookshelves and ate errant moths

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frei-rancken:

thefabulousweirdtrotters:

Just a bat eating watermelon in bed

Have a good day everyone!  

Gods i wish that were me

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asker

Anonymous asked: /r/savagegarden? Is it too cheeky to ask for a few more anecdotes?

zooophagous:

botanyshitposts:

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here’s the post i was talking about in the tags of the other post

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but out of all of them i’ve seen, this post talking about an american pitcher plant with a mutation is probably my fave. i contacted op over dm after seeing it and they say that the plant lives a happy life in the ground in a perfectly reasonable climate, but always sends up 2-3 of these when it comes back up each year (for comparison, here’s another post showing what these pitcher plants usually look like): 

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common topics in this subreddit include:

-’my carnivorous plant is cute!!!!!!!!!!’

-’my carnivorous plant is flowering!!!!!!!’

-’my carnivorous plant ate something weird!!!!!!!!!’

-’my carnviorous plant has something weird about to fall into it!!!!!!!!!!’

-canriovous plant-mediated bug carnage

-new cultivars and stuff 

-a few people selling/trading

-new carnivorous plant news and research

-new discoveries, whenever they happen

-people asking questions about carnivorous plant care and more experienced people answering 

-people posting their CRAZY beautiful carnivorous plant setups like HOW: 

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those are just a few posts i grabbed from the ‘top rated posts’ tab/had saved already but let me tell you the top posts are worth looking through

here’s the link to the general subreddit

they also have a dedicated carnivorous plant discord organized by plant family lmao, here’s the invite, im bolding this because i get a lot of questions about where my occasional plant-related discord screenshots come from and i actually don’t have a dedicated server of my own for that (yet) but i am in this one so

Im so tickled by this