anne carson x emily dickinson time travel au slow burn 100k fanfic written secretly on a usb and thrown into the ballast of a sunken ship to be found centuries from now
Jenny slate and mitski can never meet because their combined energies will send out a blast of sonic third eye opening energies it’ll shift us all into the astral plane
concept: we live in an apartment. there are Hershey kiss wrappings everywhere and dirt smears. The dishes have piled up and unknown mushrooms started growing. We are in a heated blood battle
my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said βclose your eyes and put your hands outβ, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and
βi saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog βbig boyβ last night and i had to get it! itβs big boy!β