mixed opinions on the maryland state flag
personally, i think it’s a total clusterfuck yet, still, i dont hate it and i cant exactly articulate why
if you scan the flag with your phone it’ll give you a coupon for crabcakes
(via jerkstorecalling)
the real world is hell for bugs
we literally have an item called “bug spray.” it does nothing but harm and murder bugs. it is not called Bug Killing Spray, it’s called bug spray, because we don’t like them
we’re in hell but it’s not our hell its bug hell
(via alvin-flang)
hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills
(via manicdragondreamgirl)
Tawny Emperor (Asterocampa clyton)
International house of bancakes
it’s sexyphobic when you guys make posts about being ugly and it makes handsome motherfuckers like myself feel bad
Why spend tens of dollars on a pedicure when u can go stand knee deep in a creek and let the local minnows nibble your dead foot skin away for FREE
