handsomedogs:

Grandmas sassy chihuahua who loves the beach❤️

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bicygrl:

From Beyoncé’s Official Instagram Story.

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asker

Anonymous asked: Thoughts on vegan pets? Like giving your cat a vegan diet?

Uhhhhhhh as far as i know cats are obligate carnivores that need to eat meat to be healthy not sure why making a joke about koko the gorilla being birdkin makes me a veterinary expert however

colorel11:
“© Andras Wronna
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colorel11:

© Andras Wronna

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poohbearbutwithagun:
“Found my child…
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poohbearbutwithagun:

Found my child…

gamgee:
“genuinely no shade @ this person whatsoever i’m not poking fun but this is literally like one of the funniest combinations of words i have ever read on this website
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Hey thanks! This is a good compliment because there are a lot of funny...

gamgee:

genuinely no shade @ this person whatsoever i’m not poking fun but this is literally like one of the funniest combinations of words i have ever read on this website

Hey thanks! This is a good compliment because there are a lot of funny jokes on this website

asker

anti--oedipus asked: What’s kin mean? You said koko had the ability to kin. Just curious, vegan here

Kinning is when people on the internet say they are an animal or a fictional character or something…. also do you end all of your questions like that

jeezypetes:
“NO ONE else on this website has the courage to post a no angle no filter hair up shirt on backwards mascara destroyed by the drops the optometrist put in them type selfie like this but guess what. your pupils can dilate by up to 80% when...

jeezypetes:

NO ONE else on this website has the courage to post a no angle no filter hair up shirt on backwards mascara destroyed by the drops the optometrist put in them type selfie like this but guess what. your pupils can dilate by up to 80% when you’re looking at something you like and I’m looking in a mirror baybayyyyy

Sfjgxadjjn i went to the hair cuttery after this w my shirt still on backwards pupils blown tf up visibly disoriented and got the fastest haircut of my damn life… life hack for y’all if you want speedy service you just gotta seem polite and clean cut but coked out of your mind

hella-gay-trash:

wackcauldron:

dukeonkled:

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

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(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

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Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

Can’t believe gorillas have the ability to kin and some of y’all still aren’t vegetarian

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NO ONE else on this website has the courage to post a no angle no filter hair up shirt on backwards mascara destroyed by the drops the optometrist put in them type selfie like this but guess what. your pupils can dilate by up to 80% when you’re...

NO ONE else on this website has the courage to post a no angle no filter hair up shirt on backwards mascara destroyed by the drops the optometrist put in them type selfie like this but guess what. your pupils can dilate by up to 80% when you’re looking at something you like and I’m looking in a mirror baybayyyyy

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ewonenaellav:

timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what

i was thinking about this post earlier today and almost fell down the stairs

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jeezypetes:

Everyone should go to the doctor i went yesterday and i found out I’ve had a migraine every day for the past four months

I thought i was just being like. A huge bitch