June 27th, 2018 at 8:46AM
argumate: “ obligatorymorningfart: “ george costanza is valid ” Jerry: she said you were valid? George: she said I’m valid! Jerry, dryly: everyone’s valid now. Elaine, rushing in: guys- Jerry, archly: don’t tell me, you’re valid? Elaine, shocked,...

argumate:

obligatorymorningfart:

george costanza

is valid

Jerry: she said you were valid?

George: she said I’m valid!

Jerry, dryly: everyone’s valid now.

Elaine, rushing in: guys-

Jerry, archly: don’t tell me, you’re valid?

Elaine, shocked, hand on hip, shoves his shoulder: how did you know?

George: *throws up hands*

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June 27th, 2018 at 2:35AM

sandsvendor100:

I’m Always Wrapping My Wet Cute Lips Around The Barrel Of A Gun For The Most Thorough Clean But Youre All So Weak Your Cant Even Handle A Single Bullot In Your Gullot

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665 notes #legendary
June 27th, 2018 at 12:06AM

jeezypetes:

I just voted for chelsea manning give me internet clout

She did not win. Remove the clout now please

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June 26th, 2018 at 4:09PM

pisshet:

everyone should just try to be a little more like a frog. or a toad if you prefer.

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26,370 notes
June 26th, 2018 at 2:34PM

I just voted for chelsea manning give me internet clout

1 note #I don’t think she’s gonna win but at least im participating in democracy
June 25th, 2018 at 7:55PM
benisuncreative: “Tree of Life from Palace of Shaki Khans, Azerbaijan ”

benisuncreative:

Tree of Life from Palace of Shaki Khans, Azerbaijan 

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June 25th, 2018 at 4:29AM

unidentified-flying-binch:

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39,844 notes #shut up im dumb for laughing at this
June 24th, 2018 at 11:44PM

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59 notes #hell yeah
June 24th, 2018 at 11:40PM
People bought $38 'hot dog water' said to support weight loss — and they were in for a rude awakening

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2,128 notes #afdssgjbcf
June 24th, 2018 at 10:56PM

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39 notes #sheer elegance...
June 24th, 2018 at 10:08PM

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9,320 notes #HAND HORSE
June 24th, 2018 at 10:06PM

ellibeanz:

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June 24th, 2018 at 7:40PM

yesterdaysprint:

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, March 10, 1897

2,008 notes #me
June 24th, 2018 at 2:35PM

dombeardly:

the bear from Annihilation (2018)
from instagram: @sfxatlas

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10,979 notes #LOVE her
June 24th, 2018 at 2:35PM

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3,252 notes #they’re right and they should say it