July 2nd, 2018 at 4:43PM
467 notes #lil man
July 2nd, 2018 at 4:40PM

pipistrellus:

pipistrellus:

“Homeowners with citrus trees in their yards can apply online to have parasitic wasps mailed to them that can then be released onto citrus trees”

Thanks, Florida Department of Agriculture

I wonder if you have to PROVE that you own citrus trees so they can weed out the freeloaders who just want to cheat the government out of wasps

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39,821 notes #:(
July 2nd, 2018 at 4:38PM

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

Feet Blood In Me

Blood From My Heart And Into My Feet

Blood From My Feet And Into My Heart

Blood In My Brain, Where I Think Of Crete

Goes Down To My Feet, And Back To The Start

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1,297 notes #I didn’t like thinking abt this :(
July 2nd, 2018 at 4:37PM

Sound of the summer is the federal service desk help line hold music

#I’d describe it as light crunchcore#I’ve spent like 4+ hours on hold w them in the past month i know all the tunes and they do get stuck in my Head sometimes
July 1st, 2018 at 9:42PM

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9,390 notes #dope
June 29th, 2018 at 10:14PM

ambipom:

hi im gay

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46 notes #me too!
June 28th, 2018 at 12:11AM

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50,551 notes #:(
June 28th, 2018 at 12:03AM

mollyoxenfree:

it is pretty annoying how the fandom erases shaggys flaws to make him into a uwu precious scoobie snack babie…like hes a coward that when push comes to shove isnt there to help out his friends lmao

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June 28th, 2018 at 12:00AM

justmice:

Traumatizing the babies with kissing sounds (just kidding, they’re fine). Gauging their reactions to strange noises is a part of my temperament test and they all did great! Very fast recovery.

229 notes #soooo cute babies...
June 27th, 2018 at 11:56PM
thebuegprint3d: “idk what the fuck anyones talking about anymore ”

thebuegprint3d:

idk what the fuck anyones talking about anymore 

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18,464 notes #oh you know. bde
June 27th, 2018 at 11:55PM
hotcommunist: “this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life….catholics are out here memeing better than I ever could ”

hotcommunist:

this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life….catholics are out here memeing better than I ever could

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June 27th, 2018 at 11:52PM
rintezukas: “ deadcorvus: “ deadcorvus: “this is the scariest photo i have ever seen ” it’s even more horrifying in motion ” this is the source video and i think an important detail is that after making that face it pauses for a long moment before...

rintezukas:

deadcorvus:

deadcorvus:

this is the scariest photo i have ever seen

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it’s even more horrifying in motion

this is the source video and i think an important detail is that after making that face it pauses for a long moment before letting out a bellow/scream that sounds like a pig completely losing its mind in a damp and lightless well

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26,157 notes #I’ve never gotten nauseous from an animal video before
June 27th, 2018 at 9:14AM

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445,000 notes #im so glad to be alive
June 27th, 2018 at 9:12AM

hoe-damneron:

whyamilaughingatthis:

dimetrodone:

hoe-damneron:

he shlorp

He just obliterated those worms out of existence 

I’d murder for a succ this good

i never thought i’d have to say this but pls do not sexualize my eel

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121,009 notes #they just vanish..
June 27th, 2018 at 8:59AM

politicalsci:

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17,421 notes #this was just the primary but apparently her district is so overwhelmingly dem she’s guaranteed a spot in congress which is 👌👌👌👌