The bed is earth the eggs are humans and the guy is god to be honest……
I don’t rinse fruits or vegetables before i eat them bc the pesticides test my body and make me stronger
I leave my tampons in for over 8 hours bc it charges my sacral chakra
I don’t rinse fruits or vegetables before i eat them bc the pesticides test my body and make me stronger
Nobody wants to talk to me about how joss whedon stole the idea for firefly from toy story OR how itchy my pussy gets in the summertime
Guess what birdbrains telling urself you should be “over” something already is only going to slow down your healing process…
thesapphicseas asked: There's a big dollar tree in my area that when you enter it, feels extremely overwhelming despite the fact that nothing about it is out of the ordinary. My girlfriend had an anxiety attack and I did as well. To top it off, none of the businesses in that entire section of small stores had bathrooms. How do the workers work there all day??
Why are people like this about the dollar tree… it’s literally just a store where everything is $1. They’re often kinda messy and there’s weird stuff but i did tons of grocery shopping there when i was broke and i never sensed any type of like evil energies or whatever it was just like… other poor people….
im on a spaghetti cleanse ladies
ah damn on day 30 of my spaghetti cleanse I had a jaundice attack
(via yeeowch)
I say bless you to the people who sneeze into the neckhole of their shirts bc they’re the ones who need it the most