jeezypetes:

jeezypetes:

I don’t rinse fruits or vegetables before i eat them bc the pesticides test my body and make me stronger

I leave my tampons in for over 8 hours bc it charges my sacral chakra

I drink unfiltered tap water bc i enjoy the tangy metal flavor

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speciesofleastconcern:

arcticarthropod:

speciesofleastconcern:

Bug night mollusks: Leopard slug Limax maxima, and a snail I thought was a grove snail at first but now I’m not sure.

They come in leopard?!

Isn’t it magnificent? It’s a European gastropod (they just call it the garden slug) that has become the most common slug in Boston. They get to be 4 inches long stretched out. You should probably watch the Attenborough narrated clip of their courtship ritual. (can not be oversold)

If you live near Boston that probably is a grove snail! They’re really common there for some reason

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thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

some of yall really need to learn how to pick up heavy equipment

when lifting heavy objects always bend at the knees, never at the back. let your legs do the work to avoid hypertension

straight people can reblog this

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speciesofleastconcern:

HEY LOOK I’M CUTE
(spiny assassin bug nymph)
Time for a leg day my dude

What’s an assassin bug

im the bird

im the bird

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prideprejudce:
“twitter coming for my goddamn life today
”

prideprejudce:

twitter coming for my goddamn life today

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spaceagelovesong3:
“Gumbo jumper. Two.
”

spaceagelovesong3:

Gumbo jumper. Two.

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barbieprivilege2:
“her first walk is at 8 and she literally woke me up at 8:02 by tapping me on the arm w her paw repeatedly and headbutting me w her nose
”

barbieprivilege2:

her first walk is at 8 and she literally woke me up at 8:02 by tapping me on the arm w her paw repeatedly and headbutting me w her nose

redwing:

redwing:

eldest child: bitch

middle child: dumbass

youngest child: thot

only child: all 3

please stop reblogging this and roleplaying south park on it

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hdot-mokoriri:
“I heard an old tale from my grandmother.
ใŠใฐใ‚ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใ‹ใ‚‰ๅคใ„ใŠ่ฉฑใ‚’่žใ„ใŸใ‚ˆ
”

hdot-mokoriri:

I heard an old tale from my grandmother.

おばあちゃんから古いお話を聞いたよ

nest:

nest:

no one is horny anymore

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my therapist recommended i journal about things i want in the present tense as a mindfulness tactic

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