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Oh hey this quote is from the leader of rajneeshee cult that built a huge commune out in rural Oregon in the 80s.. they spread food poisoning in local restaurants and did a couple attempted murders!
(via horrorvelvet)
hot sauce is an essential food group and that’s why some of you are super weird. you got hot sauce vitamin deficiencies
you don’t listen to enough sea shanties either.
nest:
TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
you sound like a fun person to be around op
i’ve struck a nerve in the shits&farts fandom
so how do you feel about autistic people op
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(via theghoulfucker)
The Imam of Peace drops a MOAB on the U.K. Trump protestors
Hello rightsmarts, the latest in conservative news. I’m just reblogging this because it’s gotten around to the punk side of things and sometimes it seems like anarchists forget that PR is important in political movements.
They also donated $21 million to The Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services (RAICES) to help the children in detention camps. The comparative cost of the balloon is about a quarter of a percent of what was donated to RAICES alone.
You know what’s great about a balloon? It’s ridiculous. It’s got a fun, airy parade feel. You go to a protest with the Trump Baby and you see people who share your values and are equally frustrated with the world - and it’s hard as hell to show a bunch of people having a fun old time with a parade float as dangerous antifa terrorists.
(Also it gets news cameras pointed at protests of Trump, and at this point we should all recognize the value of big stunts that get you free press because Trump sure as hell did.)
That and it gives frustrated, burned-out activists a bit of a laugh. We’ve got to have levity, we’ve got to be able to enjoy things and have a sense of humor. If we’re all grimly grinding away and donating all of our spare change to the ACLU and only ever talking about the horrible things that are happening we’re going to get too exhausted to carry on. Which is exactly what folks like rightsmarts and Imam Tawhidi want.
Oh yeah, that’s the other thing - imamofpeace up there bills himself as a moderate Muslim who wants reform but he’s supported calls for Muslim immigration bans in Australia. He claims to want reform to prevent extremism but denies extremism in his own sect and only targets Muslims of other sects. He doesn’t have many Muslim followers but he does have a lot of twitter followers who seem to like being able to point to Imam Tawhidi and say “see, I’m not islamophobic, I only want to listen to *reasonable* Muslims, like this guy who tells me how backward all those Muslims are and how they’re preparing to take over the west.”
So a professional pot-stirrer is criticizing activists for spending the equivalent of a quarter of a percent of their donations on a fun balloon that bring out large crowds to protest, creates feelings of solidarity and levity, and is an excellent PR tool.
Yeah, fuck off with your bullshit. People recently crowdfunded a couch for Elon Musk and tried to give Kylie Jenner $100 million so she’d be a round billionaire. Nobody should feel the tiniest bit bad for donating to the construction and display of a protest sign.
The Trump Baby balloon is a good investment on the part of protesters and helped ensure that Trump knows he’s not welcome or appreciated by the people of London.
(hey by the way this criticism of decadence and fun is the kind of puritanical authoritarian shit that you get from the right and from tankies and it’s why nobody likes tankies. bread AND roses, motherfuckers.)
(via mossywizard)
since I was talking about weird things I’ve seen on the interstate driving through the mountains I wanna bring up the time Brie and I were driving to Baltimore in 2016 and we needed gas so we took an exit that just said “gas” on the sign and we ended up in this town with literally one single road through it and there was a beautiful farmhouse I said I wanted to live in but the entire time we didn’t pass a single person or a single car but it didn’t really strike us as weird
so we drove about half a mile before we came to this tiny gas station with two pumps and I got out to pump my gas and there were other ppl parked at the gas station and I got out to pump my gas and the attendant came out and said “no we do that for you” so we went inside to prepay and we got out a debit card and he said “what’s that” and we laughed bc we thought he was kidding but there was a long awkward pause and finally one of us was like “a….debit card?” and he said “haha, I don’t think I can take that!” so we paid in cash and suddenly
it seemed very weird that we’d not seen a single person until we got to the gas station and that there was only a single road and beautiful mansion-size farmhouses and an attendant who was at least acting like he honest to god didn’t know what a debit card was and we got our gas and left and I have no idea where that even was but that’s why I’m sort of afraid of Maryland
(via witchydarling)
I’m soooo excited i just started setting up my first aquarium! It looks… ominous lmao