jeezypetes:

I actually really like my new counselor her name is like… marla featherby? Which is dope but I can’t be sure exactly bc she isn’t listed on the clinic’s website & she operates outside of their normal business hours so the office is always empty when i go see her

she’s this tiny, immaculately dressed woman somewhere between ages 40-70 & i have no way of knowing if she’s a real counselor or even a real person but she says i need to stop worrying about what other people think and focus on my own comfort and happiness & you Know what? She’s right

I actually really like my new counselor her name is like… marla featherby? Which is dope but I can’t be sure exactly bc she isn’t listed on the clinic’s website & she operates outside of their normal business hours so the office is always empty when i go see her

My counselor thinks the reason i keep changing jobs and moving around the country is bc I’m indecisive and afraid of commitment but actually it’s bc God is trying to squash me like a bug and I’m not gonna make it any easier for him

goopied:

why did peewee herman get arrested in a porno theater for jerking off… like what else was he supposed to do

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shiftythrifting:
“I work in a charity shop and found this gem today: a hand painted set of The Simpson’s themed matryoshka dolls. Note that Lisa isn’t there, Bart is the largest doll, and homer has no arms.
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shiftythrifting:

I work in a charity shop and found this gem today: a hand painted set of The Simpson’s themed matryoshka dolls. Note that Lisa isn’t there, Bart is the largest doll, and homer has no arms.

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I Got My Ph.D.

fruitsoftheape100:

deadcorvus:

fruitsoftheape100:

deadcorvus:

fruitsoftheape100:

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what’s your degree in, elmer?

Hi - Call Me Dr. Elmer

sorry Dr. Elmer. what’s your degree in?

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shiftythrifting:
“this shirt cursed me by starting incomprehensible internet discourse in the goodwill in Chesterfield, Virginia
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shiftythrifting:

this shirt cursed me by starting incomprehensible internet discourse in the goodwill in Chesterfield, Virginia

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sridevi:
“unfolkist:
“ glossyfull:
“a book i saw in the library
”
i cant believe van gogh was a lana del rey fan
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i can.
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sridevi:

unfolkist:

glossyfull:

a book i saw in the library

i cant believe van gogh was a lana del rey fan

i can.

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temptation-revelation:

sweet-bitsy:

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Why are they dissing him

Be nice to him :(

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powerburial:

C.A.R.L. S.A.G.A.N. = cannabis and reefer let scientists assign god another name

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