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the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat
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Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of my absolutely humongous muscles
(via wizardsnoopy)
every week in sixth grade my teacher put fraggle rock on for us and if anyone made fun of it they got kicked out of the classroom she called it fraggle friday
happy fraggle friday let’s get some pussy
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A lovely dark-bodied glass snail [Oxychilus draparnaudi] found and photographed in Mission Canyon, California, by Larry Jon Friesen.
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Literally no one can fuck w me rn bc i just cut up a fresh plum and put it in a bowl with blueberries and raspberries & poured cream and honey all over it
Also its raining and I’m going to the aquarium store with my friend hannah in an hour so everybody else on earth can just fuck off basically bc im the only one of us who is truly living today
redwall mouse mothers naming their children: i think i’ll call them john and george
mole mothers: i think i’ll call them scrimmy bingus and crungy spingus
weasel mothers: i think i’ll call them bloodwart and pissdeath
(via trans-girl-nausicaa)
‘The Orange Show’, a sort of folk art garden/installation/shrine made by Jeff McKissack (1902-1980) in honour of his favourite fruit.
(via coolhandofagirl)
Literally no one can fuck w me rn bc i just cut up a fresh plum and put it in a bowl with blueberries and raspberries & poured cream and honey all over it
This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far.
I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
(via notpietromaximoff)
