Ahhhh I can’t wait to go home and make dinner and watch the last 30 minutes of blade runner and clean my room bc my bestie is visiting from philadelphia and we’re gonna have a SLEEPOVER tomorrow and then on Tuesday im going to florida to spend a week at my rich gay cousins semi renovated mrbnb for freeeee and then I’m gonna have the house all to myself for another week after that and then I’m having friends over for dnd and then it’s valentines day and me n my gf are doing a fancy spa day and then uhhhhhh I don’t have anything to look forward to yet after that but then it will be spring soon like it starts getting warm and green in early march here which means bugs and flowers and leafs 💕🪲
Many wonderful women are congratulating me for my fantastic ability to open the microwave door right before it beeps. They are cheering my name and everybody is so happy and my burrito is still cold in the middle so I get to perform my trick for them again
at my lab job using a microscope to pick invertebrates out from detritus and cast judgement on each of their souls to see if they go to bug heaven (jk they all go in the jar)
