tockthewatchdog:
“i can’t even think about the electoral college right now i will spit venom
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tockthewatchdog:

i can’t even think about the electoral college right now i will spit venom

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Gorilla

roboboners:

doctorbeth:

Gorilla had a very unfortunate accident.  His arm and head were torn off and he lost and eye, nose, and part of his face!

Here are the diagnosis photos I received from his person:

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Fortunately, he looked quite treatable.  We started with a spa, because he was already going to need new stuffing:

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Then he got his heart and was restuffed:

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I thought he was back together and sent these photos:

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His person wrote “ Wow he looks amazing!”  …. but he used to have ears, can you add some?  Apparently, the gorilla had lost he ears entirely!  So I made a small sample ear and put it temporarily in place:

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“Perfect!” said his person.  So I affixed it firmly and did the other one as well.  Here he is ready to fly home:

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Sturdy with 100% scent, 20/20 vision, and perfect hearing again!

this is the best blog in the world

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thecaffeinebookwarrior:
“ chemicallywrit:
“ kaylapocalypse:
“ historicaltimes:
“ “Crazy Dion” Diamond at one of his sit-ins as a teenager in Arlington, VA. June 10, 1960
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All of those people around him are demons
”
hey guys! here’s some fun things i...

thecaffeinebookwarrior:

chemicallywrit:

kaylapocalypse:

historicaltimes:

“Crazy Dion” Diamond at one of his sit-ins as a teenager in Arlington, VA. June 10, 1960

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All of those people around him are demons

hey guys! here’s some fun things i learned from this article about Dion Diamond:

  • he did these sit-ins by himself. like idk about you, but i always thought of sit-ins as organized by groups, what kind of bravery does it take, man
  • he didn’t tell anyone about it, like he was no glory-seeker about this. his parents didn’t even know until reporters started calling them up like “hey, did you know your son is in jail?
  • when someone called the cops he’d skedaddle out the back door although he was sent to prison multiple times
  • the last time he got arrested was in Baton Rouge, and the cops were so sick of him that they told inmates they’d put in a good word for anyone who gave Diamond a hard time. (the inmates didn’t take the bait.)
  • he’s still alive!
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hark, a hero of our times!

It’s important to remember that this happened a mere fifty-eight years ago, just two years older than my father. I can’t imagine going to a restaurant and not being permitted to sit down. Regardless of your politics, it’s vital to recognize the events that shaped our culture.

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yassmines:

no offense but if u perceive me thats Ur personal problem

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Me when i wake up every morning

Me when i wake up every morning

me at the crack of dawn setting up my fishing rod

emerald-of-the-eight:

A lovely dark-bodied glass snail [Oxychilus draparnaudi] found and photographed in Mission Canyon, California, by Larry Jon Friesen.

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theglowpt2:

mylifeisaverage was what tumblr people used before tumblr was really a thing

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thefslur:

welcome to my silly wacky mind xP

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cybunni:
“Fuck blue lives let them meow
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cybunni:

Fuck blue lives let them meow

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graynard:

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

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creepsandcrawlers:

cydril:

thegrumpyhedgehog:

lesbianeowynn:

dimetrodone:

Apparently before Tolkien specified that hobbits look like humans some people thought they were some sorta weird critter

LotR remake with an elf, two men, a dwarf, a wizard, and four really big rabbits in coats

^^^^^^

Early editions also left out a detailed description of Gollum, giving us these lovelies

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these slap and Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien was a coward and bastard for opposing them

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youdonthavetogotocollege:

Jimmy buffett margaritaville massacre

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