Socially liberal and economically conservative just means you don’t like to call people slurs but you still want to uphold all the systems of capitalism that keep marginalized people beneath you.
Alternatively for some men it can mean that you live in a liberal area and you want to be able to express a conservative political ideology while still being able to date girls.
eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer
Fork
Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin
Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha
i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out
if you removed oscar the grouch from his bin his lower half would be a slimy green coil of muscle like a snail without its shell. sorry to be the one to tell you
well at long last i’ve earned some laurels, and now i deserve a rest. and what better place to rest than on these very laurels. surely no one could begrudge me that
I have two luxuries to brood over in my walks, your Loveliness and the hour of my death.
— John Keats, from a letter to Fanny Brawne written c. July 1819 (via violentwavesofemotion)
