pearl-squared:

heartsfemme:

heartsfemme:

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

(via artsy-kitten)

magiashley:
“ aku-no-homu:
“ constable-frozen:
“mint chocolate broccoli pineapple pizza
” ”

magiashley:

aku-no-homu:

constable-frozen:

mint chocolate broccoli pineapple pizza

image
image

(via thatfurrylightelemental)

beaniebabyaday:

image

todays beanie is: shudders the ghost bear!

(via stitchedgirl)

psappho:

anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

(via iameverysparklywoman)

ginger-ale-official:

Whenever I’m feeling down I just think of my collection of extremely fragile glass figurines of small delicate animals. You can take a peak if you would like but be very careful I would hate it if anything were to happen to them :-)

Listen i know this is like the most obnoxious thing in the universe to complain about (which is why im doing it here and not irl lol) but like. I really wish people would stop complimenting me on how skinny i am after i lost a bunch of weight from medical illness and am trying to gain it back?? Like it really brings me back to when I was anorexic and discovered that people were nicer and liked me more the skinnier I got and there was just no bottom to it. Like i looked like a skeletal preteen ghoul and people were still giving me compliments and saying they were like? Jealous of me when i was literally dying of malnutrition? It’s so weird and gross everyone shut up and stop fetishizing extreme thinness in women challenge

todaysbird:

ordinaryredtail:

Meet Baldwin, a black vulture at the Dallas Zoo! He is showing off his classic “vulture walk” during a talk about positive reinforcement training.

Friendly Goblin Shuffle

(via werewolve)

Girl: is nice to me and gives me lots of flirty compliments and wants to spend time with me
Me: she’s a psychopath and she’s using the “love-bombing” technique to lure me into an abusive relationship and murder me when i try to leave her

spacehunter-m:

fred likes to say tréasure

(via gravegospel)

ohfugecannada:

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

HELLO?????

snufkin that same day:

image

FELLAS

(via thehotgirlproject)

emma-velocirapity:

cum-vaper:

image

I’m on tumblr because this is the only place in the all of everywhere that i can see this shit

(via werewolve)

maxiesatanofficial:

Dogs are the anime protags of the animal kingdom on account of their incredibly powerful love and also their high rate of heterochromia

(via hotvampireadjacent)

antichristlesbian:

booty shorts that say “enemy of god”

(via unico2)