when michael calls david wallace, the cfo of a company on the verge of bankruptcy, to say “guess who I am dressed as. I will give you a hint: last name christ, I can fly, I can heal leopards. phyllis has uslurped my role as santa”
It has been a long time since I’ve done one of these! I meant to do this at 500 followers but now it’s almost 600 so definitely time.
Three lucky winners will get everything in the first picture:
-one of my muntjac skull enamel pins
-three postcards of my art
-six antique pharmacy labels including two poison labels
-a devil pod
-and a jewel beetle shell
And one lucky grand prize winner will get all of the above plus everything in the second picture!
-One original encyclopedia page relief printed cabinet of curiosities
-a relief printed lemur skull pendant
-a cicada shell hand-altered to glow in the dark from the inside (in a bottle)
-vintage denture tooth in its original envelope
-quartz crystal
-gar scale
-emu eggshell piece
-peacock feather
-snake vertebra
-armadillo shell bone
I’ll probably throw some other surprise goodies in there before the time is up too!
I will run the giveaway through halloween and use random.org to select the winners a week or two afterwards. I’ll edit this post with updates when the deadline gets closer and when it’s closed.
How to enter: be following me and reblog this post! That’s it.
Rules/fine print:
- you must be 18 to enter (tumblr requires this)
-US only (the laws for mailing animal parts mean I can’t send the prizes elsewhere)
-You must be willing to give me an actual mailing address to send the prizes to if you win (seems obvious, but you’d be surprised).
-you must be able to receive messages, winners will be alerted by DM and if they dont respond within a few days I’ll pick someone else.
-don’t tag this as a giveaway, apparently that messes up tumblr’s algorithms or something
Disclaimers: I may edit the post later if I’ve overlooked something I need to add. Also, this giveaway is not affiliated with tumblr or any other companies or anything, I’m just one artist giving away some fun stuff. Also, special thanks to @cummy–eyelids for giving me tips and stuff for doing giveaways on here!
Two weeks left to enter! Don’t forget, only reblogs count as entries, not likes. And you must be following as well.
@stupid-dyke i work with kids but I’m not good with them… I don’t even like them that much 😭 but either way i was just being melodramatic she was totally sweet about it & apparently hasn’t gotten sick herself so everything is fine 😷
