fireblenders:

dr–wizard:

me writing my posts

I feel like I just accidentally took a glimpse at the world in the year 7017

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tekxz:

kaibawarp:

i want you all to know that there’s a breed of draft mules called the American Mammoth Jackass and they are Large Boys

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mother Fucker unlimited

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unregistered-hypercam2:

doggirlsondrugs:

genustoys:

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

this is the music that plays during sleep paralysis 

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shiftythrifting:

A pair of highly cursed items found in the clearance section of a furniture store in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Nothing is cursed y’all are just cowards!!!

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hey babe…. what took so long?

hey babe…. what took so long?

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How stoners see me during a party when i am telling them fake facts to trick them

awakecorgi704:

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

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dread-doughnuts:
“The remains of Martha, the last Passenger Pigeon. Currently on display at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History.
”

dread-doughnuts:

The remains of Martha, the last Passenger Pigeon. Currently on display at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History.

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estebanwaseaten:
“spacedijks:
“ enoughtohold:
“who is she
”
woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia
”
She’s our most famous cryptid
”

estebanwaseaten:

spacedijks:

enoughtohold:

who is she

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

She’s our most famous cryptid 

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thexfiles:

thexfiles:

jeopardy being on netflix is the best thing to happen to me since luka modrić scored against argentina

attention lesbians and people over the age of 65 on this site: jeopardy is on netflix

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frogparty:

schell199826:

frogparty:

frogparty:

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

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this is the funniest reply everyone else go home

Wаnnа liск Santa pussy? Cliск 0n tехt!

real shit?

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