Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩
because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all
You don’t half peel it then slam it against the edge of the counter in defiance of god and man?
I hate living with my parents sm we’re out here eating lasagna with thinly sliced butternut squash instead of noodles and watching jeopardy and as always we try to guess the final jeopardy just from the category which tonight was “modern day innovators” and i said carly rae jepsen and they were like….. who is that
