ewonenaellav:
“me suck you brains out to make me more smart
”

ewonenaellav:

me suck you brains out to make me more smart

(via serotoninbluemmy)

emymarimba:

justchubbycats:

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Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Please

(via louisisdreaming)

I just brushed my hair for the first time in over 48 hours….. oh the crunch

takes too long to get big, gross

(via w3k)

w3k:

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When u close ur eyes in thw shower when you’re washing the shampoo out

(via inahiddenplace)

imakuni:

what ice-t could have meant by “TV is make believe” when told he ate a bagel on law & order:

-a stunt double of some kind ate the bagel

-the bagel wasn’t actually a bagel; was perhaps a donut

-the bagel was cgi

-he ate the bagel but considers it his character eating the bagel and not him

(via inahiddenplace)

dirtgirl1999:

i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this :\ but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ? 

(via beetledrink)

thebibliosphere:

ahzuri:

bemusedlybespectacled:

septembercfawkes:

I accidentally found this Umbridge and Miss Trunchbull photo shoot, and it’s terrifying

dark children’s literature, show me the forbidden butch & femme couple

@thebibliosphere We should do some shit like this in August I’m just sayin

Fucking down with it!

(via one-real-summer)

drkshdwbnch:

c3po:

drkshdwbnch:

c3po:

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

dafuq ? lul xD

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

(via werewolve)

Literally I don’t get high whenever i think or do weird dumb shit when I’m smoking im like “oh its the weed” but then i do equally weird and dumb shit when I’m sober and it’s like “oh this is just what im like”

hustlerose:

grimes really went from calling herself a socialist to dating elon musk to posting pedo hentai on twitter. that is the hardest nosedive i’ve ever seen.

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novitiate2017:

Collectivize the academy so we can give amy adams an oscar

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