November 16th, 2018 at 11:45AM

treygotguap:

When ya bro venting and complaining about his girl but he not passing the Blunt

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11,471 notes #im ya bro 😭😭😭
November 15th, 2018 at 4:48PM

leaf-beard:

hardinhightown:

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420,382 notes #:)
November 15th, 2018 at 4:38PM
iplaytolosebitch: “cutekittensarefun: “He just HAD to watch as I chopped onions for my dinner. ” ”

iplaytolosebitch:

cutekittensarefun:

He just HAD to watch as I chopped onions for my dinner.

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34,484 notes #fhkfd
November 14th, 2018 at 6:50PM

yungsquidward:

existentialterror:

airydisc:

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

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I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

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this one is for when you’re being attacked by monkeys

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225,626 notes #oh wow
November 13th, 2018 at 8:47PM

b-atiful:

The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

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358,308 notes #this is a short horror comedy film
November 13th, 2018 at 7:35PM

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44,822 notes #how im tryna be
November 13th, 2018 at 7:32PM
redbullenema: “I wanna smoke a joint with them ”

redbullenema:

I wanna smoke a joint with them

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79,271 notes #:)
November 13th, 2018 at 7:28PM

honeymushroom:

Ghostly Silkmoth (Ceranchia apollina)

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11,107 notes #wrow#queen
November 13th, 2018 at 7:13PM

picaso:

he is so messy and beautiful. look at the food hanging out of his beak, he doesnt care. he’s a #slobcore icon

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618 notes #😭 fluff goose..
November 13th, 2018 at 12:26PM
froody: “ scrotegasm: “ froody: “ claygoblin: “ One in the eye The Great British Year, BBC ” ouch! good news is he’s probably fine since snail slime repels any sort of microdamage and upper tentacles mostly aid in vision which is not something snails...

froody:

scrotegasm:

froody:

claygoblin:

One in the eye

The Great British Year, BBC

ouch! good news is he’s probably fine since snail slime repels any sort of microdamage and upper tentacles mostly aid in vision which is not something snails really use…….

whats the bad news pal 

he no like water on his eyeball

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89,986 notes
November 12th, 2018 at 10:39PM

Girl im seeing is constantly sending me shit like “come snuggle with me” when she’s living an hour away n i got no car and I’m running out of cute ways to be like…… “no ;)”

2 notes #I genuinely don’t know what kind of response she’s looking for#like are we gonna role play snuggling over text?#i say “yes i will” and then like... don’t???#she makes me feel old n she’s like 3 years older than me 😭
November 12th, 2018 at 9:03PM

Love ain’t no billy goat

1. Love ain’t got no beard
2. Love don’t eat no garbage
3. Love’s got regular human eyeballs
4. Love don’t got Satan’s eyeballs

If you disagree unfollow me

1 note #djjdahkf I’ve been singing this around the house all afternoon im amazed my mom hasn’t questioned me#tah#I’ve been relistening to some old episodes out of nostalgia#I forgot... sparks nevada sexie..
November 12th, 2018 at 8:21PM

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10,773 notes #u can listen to lonesome love too#i know i do
November 12th, 2018 at 8:17PM

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2,460 notes #ghgddj
November 12th, 2018 at 8:07PM

barbieprivilege:

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44,158 notes #me but with the goodwill