wet-monsoon:

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pictured: a response to someone posting suggestive anime girl drawings in the group chat for my college’s art club. such a simple statement, yet that specific hank hill icon elevates it beyond human comprehension

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gothdeity:

this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking

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eggzaki:

eggzaki:

there really isn’t anything wrong with swearing

if u say “i can’t even adult today” that’s 100 times more offensive than saying fuck

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autocoochiephilia:
“ yesterdaysprint:
“ Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920
”
Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind
”

autocoochiephilia:

yesterdaysprint:

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

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Newsflash everyone: there’s nothing wrong with sitting on the bathroom floor eating cheese as long as you are feeling bad and smoking weed at the same

Fruits Basket: Brotherhood

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asker

Anonymous asked: i thought sleepytime tea was run by a racist cult???

thedouble2013:

eastegg-deactivated20200528:

uh what

so it turns out the celestial seasonings founders were in fact cult members idk what to do with this information but this is like wild:

knockoffs-and-bootlegs:

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Incredibly powerful underwear, spotted in Belize

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I diagnose myself with Corpse Ear

gayfarmer:

patricia clarkson on sharp objects, with a fully straight face, to her Daughter amy adams: i never loved you. I hope thatโ€™s comforting :)

me:

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cacophonousmusic:

I wish I could remove my face like a showbiz pizza animatronic so that all you can see underneath are wires and my eyes

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worldsworstfather:

youdehponskunt:

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madmanโ€™s feeling a little sadman

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate thatโ€™s not so cheeky innit. well weโ€™re your mates and weโ€™re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.

If Harry Potter was written like this the entire world would be different

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marina-diamandis:

migrating to twitter bc tumblr might die is pure crackheadery if this thing goes down I’m just gonna start reading books

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