November 21st, 2018 at 10:24PM

wet-monsoon:

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pictured: a response to someone posting suggestive anime girl drawings in the group chat for my college’s art club. such a simple statement, yet that specific hank hill icon elevates it beyond human comprehension

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30,636 notes #i read this in his voice and it blew me away
November 21st, 2018 at 10:22PM

gothdeity:

this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking

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November 21st, 2018 at 9:06PM

eggzaki:

eggzaki:

there really isn’t anything wrong with swearing

if u say “i can’t even adult today” that’s 100 times more offensive than saying fuck

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November 21st, 2018 at 8:34PM
autocoochiephilia: “ yesterdaysprint: “ Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920 ” Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind ”

autocoochiephilia:

yesterdaysprint:

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

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November 21st, 2018 at 8:30PM

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7,403 notes #about me
November 21st, 2018 at 5:48PM

Newsflash everyone: there’s nothing wrong with sitting on the bathroom floor eating cheese as long as you are feeling bad and smoking weed at the same

3 notes #its called getting ready to take a shower#and if you have some potato chips too? nothing wrong wthat
November 21st, 2018 at 12:01AM

Fruits Basket: Brotherhood

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17,216 notes #holy shit yeah
November 20th, 2018 at 11:24PM
asker

Anonymous asked: i thought sleepytime tea was run by a racist cult???

thedouble2013:

eastegg-deactivated20200528:

uh what

so it turns out the celestial seasonings founders were in fact cult members idk what to do with this information but this is like wild:

The Sleepytime Tea Founders Were Into a Really Skeezy New-Age Bible

22,673 notes #im gotta read this later
November 20th, 2018 at 10:10PM

cherubell:

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36,504 notes #this is gonna be the last post on my blog#not yet though
November 20th, 2018 at 9:44PM

knockoffs-and-bootlegs:

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Incredibly powerful underwear, spotted in Belize

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November 20th, 2018 at 5:50PM

I diagnose myself with Corpse Ear

#and anne carson with good book#i threw that page in sp i seem artsy instead of obsessed with my own injuries
November 20th, 2018 at 5:44PM

gayfarmer:

patricia clarkson on sharp objects, with a fully straight face, to her Daughter amy adams: i never loved you. I hope that’s comforting :)

me:

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143 notes #ME TOO#are we finally talking about sharp objects on here... BLEASE
November 20th, 2018 at 5:43PM

cacophonousmusic:

I wish I could remove my face like a showbiz pizza animatronic so that all you can see underneath are wires and my eyes

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November 20th, 2018 at 12:42PM

worldsworstfather:

youdehponskunt:

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madman’s feeling a little sadman

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate that’s not so cheeky innit. well we’re your mates and we’re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.

If Harry Potter was written like this the entire world would be different

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November 19th, 2018 at 8:29PM

marina-diamandis:

migrating to twitter bc tumblr might die is pure crackheadery if this thing goes down I’m just gonna start reading books

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98,219 notes #that being said i did redownload the twitter app just to add people#because I’ll miss some of you