Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
(via itchycoil)
Dont Tead On Me
are you a libertarian elmer
I Am Heteosexual
(via notpietromaximoff)
she’s living her best life
Blue Nuthatch, Sitta azurea, at Cibodas Botanical Garden, Java, Indonesia
Everyone stop advertising products i spent all my money on cyber monday
A cat with a strange addiction 🍞
SCREAMING Oreo sis………..the carbs
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
there are only 2 genders:
- phil collins in the tarzan soundtrack
- bryan adams in the spirit: stallion of the cimarron soundtrack
(via moonry)
Mmmm i was just thinking about how i want to move out into the woods and make my money building elaborate dollhouses but then i realized i was fantasizing about being toni collette from hereditary hksanfzagj
dont touch me or youll disturb my protective mucous coating :•(
(via idonthavealife-ihavefish)
we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough
have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?
unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave
