*spongebob narrator voice* ah… the temptations of the flesh
fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
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i almost cried when i saw this for the first time
me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough
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stolen from a homophobic and transphobic article because this is a fucking MOOD
(via democraticsenator)
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Are straight white people okay????
People like this exist. Interesting.
this story has a part 2
(via curseworm)
vintage christmas card
human: *gentle “owl” hooting*
actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*
(via thehotgirlproject)
one of the worst youtube comments ive seen in awhile
put this on my grave
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“tumblr is catholic now” tumblr became protestant don’t play
if tumblr was catholic you could pay for nsfw rights
a pussy indulgence, if you will
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