communismkills:

chekhov:

Whenever I buy a lotto ticket I always play Communismkills’s mom’s social security number from that one time she was doxxed

Real funny.

(via itchycoil)

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

are santa and jesus’ sin lists the same? like are there different rules and conditions for what constitutes as a sin to either of them or is it pretty much classic ones all around

image

good point, santa IS the bull in cuck marriages across the world

image

i feel like we’re 40% of the way to writing a new christmas song

(via hotvampireadjacent)

Three most important innovations of this century:

bedupolker:

1.

image

2.

image

3.

image

(via stitchedgirl)

azzaventura:
“ Spotted Salamander sighting on a rainy night in North Carolina
”

azzaventura:

Spotted Salamander sighting on a rainy night in North Carolina

(via vultureteeth)

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

snakegay:

if you think about it the lgbt communitsy is like hogwarts. 

gayslesbiabs like tge hogwadrs houwse gryyfinidr bdecaue ib pobular most fmosos, abd mabt famosu wizard frob grifyinger. albos dopledonre s a gay and geg griiindor./ the bisexual are ravnehclaee becabs they are bdirds like an egale. majestxc. not ash populatr and eraseured by sg gays. bthe pansexuzals ar like the ghsouse elfvs and alskgo ravekbelcalw. the asexuas huffl3fpiyf. babdger. becery loywal. no fuck. jsut sglike cedric digsort. haufflepaff are underpated no hfamossuy but jsy t as valid. sluthhierins are trahsngenders hmm dgkdkb bdh  ghd s gjsjhj ghshjgn vg  opw m snake. siskh eua poskm idj  i ajnn. harry potter si unb be=bo hansn mawel nthe aromantic hotos wig tho peopo. hogwarrts 

image

(via aquaticpixel)

headspace-hotel:

monstrevoid:

lovelyslimebois:

monstrevoid:

sometimes youtube comments are complete garbage and then there are comments like this

image

Drop the link op!!??

here you go!

warning: it is absolutely not what you’re expecting

as if i could possibly be expecting anything at all based on just that comment

(via hotvampireadjacent)

replicated:

replicated:

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

(via stability)

samsketchbook:

Dear and sweet friends getting closer all time. Hurting is so much lighter when you’re near me, says Vulture Pony to Gut Baby, with not her words but her many little legs. Thank you thank you thank you

(via samsketchbook)

1892:

image

dads review of mitski

(via meowmagica-moved-deactivated201)

marissawompler:

hate to break it to y’all but the sharp objects adaptation is actually garbage because they left out the objective best detail from the book which is that alan crellin reads a book titled simply “horses”

(via theglowpt2-deactivated20200101)

softtrade:

Tumblr, 1400s: hey quick quaestion, why do you take joy in such wickedness

(via democraticsenator)