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sharp-tender-shock:

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

when people on social media share something and just comment “This.” its like yeah ok….That

“this” is how straight people say “wig”

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13mo:

if you arent thinking about the giant contaminated catfish in the chernobyl nuclear cooling pond then  fuck you

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gayreinhardt:

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obsessed with this sentence

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

i’ve had a wart on my pinky finger since high school. it’s just always been there and I’ve never thought anything of it bc people get them and it didn’t bother me but three weeks ago when I got that manicure the lady doing my nails said “oh I’ll get rid of that” and put something on it and it’s gone……after ten years………… …what power did she use

it didn’t hurt at all. or feel cold or hot. it felt like nothing and then she tapped the nail grinder to it which also felt like nothing. she used a potion on me.

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pemsylvania:

the thing i most regret in life is the time i was putting my wallet away while the cashier was handing me my receipt and i took it with my teeth

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livingfart:
“Snoop Dogg’s political section of Wikipedia really knocked the wind out of me
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livingfart:

Snoop Dogg’s political section of Wikipedia really knocked the wind out of me

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danielintheyard:

*overwhelmed at the adult toy store* *whispering under breath* The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses th…

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asker

Anonymous asked: youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

zinnia-apologist:

gendergenius:

misgenderisms-deactivated202010:

i am on the FLOOR

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

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frogmp3:

everyone: h

polyamorus couples: i think it’s totally radical when my partner meets a squishy new human… if you don’t like seeing your special friend get dicked down then maybe you need to be a little less possessive and a little more critical about the fact that you *illogically* feel jealousy… love isn’t finite 🤗 anyway yeah i use manic panic vampire red

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