zaku-too:

officialtomselleck:

weirdrussians:

It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.

Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.

russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this

(via gamjane)

averyterrible:

averyterrible:

the Book of Erotic Fantasy gets more play because it was literally, actually published, and on bookshelves (i found it personally at a Borders back in the day) but the Book of Unlawful Carnal Knowledge is far and away the funnier 3/3.5e sex book

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(via witchydarling)

Is This Ethical?: new survey shows millennials want rudolph the red nose reindeer to be renamed Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse

brucespringsteen:

a family can be just a girl and her bruce springsteen albums

(via iameverysparklywoman)

presidentgay:

presidentgay:

so many young lesbians date just to have a girlfriend because they think it’s their one ticket to happiness and it turns into toxic relationships based on shallow connections in which theyre shit talking their gf 24/7 but still posting 30 “i love my gf” posts a day on 3 separate social media sites because they think it’s what they’re supposed to do and it’s so sad

it’s okay to just be sometimes. you don’t have to force a relationship that isn’t meant to be just for appearances or social expectations

to add to this: even if you are in a healthy loving relationship you don’t have to post everything you do. i see young lesbians (and did this myself) feeling like they have to compulsively share every part of their relationship because they are so excited and are feeling so much but i just want all young lesbians to know keeping private intimate moments and even cute silly moments between you and your gf can be so much more rewarding and healthy.

the pressure to turn your relationship into a performance in lesbian circles can be overwhelming and honestly it cheapens a lot of romantic experiences

(via beverlyroadgoose)

analphebetapolothology:

Like bitch if my son is stealing pies off peoples windowsills it’s cause I TAUGHT him to do that..

(via krawps)

thisisalsoyou:
“god forgive me
”

thisisalsoyou:

god forgive me

(via prismacolorz)

grimelords:
“ he’s back and he’s wetter than ever
”

grimelords:

he’s back and he’s wetter than ever

(via milknjuice-deactivated20190908)

jonbutter:
“regardless of what you think about smosh nowadays, they are correct in their claim that youtubers aren’t people
”

jonbutter:

regardless of what you think about smosh nowadays, they are correct in their claim that youtubers aren’t people

(via hotvampireadjacent)

aku-no-homu:
“ the what of europe
”

aku-no-homu:

the what of europe

(via paintpossum)

todaysbird:

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todays bird is: this tern!