c0rpseductor:

STEAMPUNK WORM NAMES

Sir Wriggles McWorthington

The Esteemed Doctor Squirms van Slimingfeld

The Lord And Lady Dirtingvale

Duke Mucous Soilbottom

Professor Slurm de Vin

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thunderstruck9:
“Fred Stonehouse (American, b. 1960), A Lingering Doubt, 2013. Acrylic on wood, 48 x 36 in.
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thunderstruck9:

Fred Stonehouse (American, b. 1960), A Lingering Doubt, 2013. Acrylic on wood, 48 x 36 in.

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lizzey:

amanda-jess27:

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Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭

the mood for 2019

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pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

Grim……. that’s selfish…… please give her more space

Grim, you’re crumpling her 

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finally, an equal division of space! Grim, I’m so prou- wait are you strangling her

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you’re strangling her, Grim

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in 2019, these two crones will turn 7  - I am in denial that my cats are now Old, so please enjoy these kitten photos of their first encounter

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2019 is the year we stop pretending we think mayonnaise is gross

urfavecommitstaxfraud:

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tobias from animorphs commits tax fraud

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Im at a party we’re playing the new mario kart i keep sayibg “wet bowser” but noone else thinks its funny

justnoodlefishthings:

May I please have your attention…

Look at this crawfish!

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His name is

Yabby

and his scientific name is Cherax destructor

thank you for your consideration of him, Yabby the destroyer

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coleorr:

can y’all stop telling crazy tumblr people t go outside, i be out there

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